Baudelaire

Little lexicon for foreigners visiting Paris soon.

If your are hungry, ask to any bystander :

Do you know where I could find some grek and French fries?
Pronounce: VOU SSAVAI OO JE PE TROOVAI UN GRAIK?

If you croos some scum in the subway which want to attack you. Here are some answers :

Fuck your mother!
Pronounce: NIK TA MAIR
I fuck all of you
Pronounce: JE VOO BAIZZ TOOSS
(Favorite french insult) Sone of a bitch
Pronounce: FISS DE PUUTT
(If you are a woman) Just cream HELP
Pronounce: O SSEKOOR

A homeless asks you for money :

Sorry I get RMI
Pronounce: DAIZZOLAI JE SSUUI O R.M.I

If you cross an Arabian with a Lacoste cap and sweats looking at you badly. Take your chance and ask him if he deals your some drugs:

Please, would you have some drug?
Pronounce: SSIL TE PLAI ORAI TU DE LAYA?

1luv -Black Daylight (Blakai Remix)

If you want some sex during your journey. Go to the underground Strasbourg Saint Denis, in Saint-Denis street, and ask to any woman on halls buildings entrance :

How much?
Pronounce: SSAI COMBIAN?
(If it costs more than 50€) too expensive
Pronounce: TRO CHAIRR


If you are in Club and you want to flirt with a Parisian. Here are some sentences that will help you to get back to your hotel with here :

Pharell Williams is a friend of mine
Pronounce: Pharell Williams AI MON AMI
You are very pretty
Pronounce: JAIME TA KOOLOTT
I love French girls
TUU AI BEL KOME UN ASSENSSEUR

You have no more money and you want to make an hold up:

Give me the cash asshole
Pronounce: LA KAISS CONNAR
Hi I'm Patrick Swayze
Pronounce: SALU SSAI PATRICK SWAYZE

Onra - The Anthem

You are arrested by the Police:

I love Nicolas
Pronounce: JADORR NICOLAS
In France, Policemen are cool
Pronounce: AN FRANCE LA POLICE AI COOL
Blue is a chic color
Pronounce: LE BLE SSAI CHIC

Kuniyuki - Earth Beats (Henrik Schwarz Rmx)